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[09 Feb 2012|07:55pm] |
I wish everyone luck with their studies. I have faith in all of you getting good marks kind of and if anyone needs help or a tutor, please let me know. I'm always willing to assist. Depending on which subject it is.
And just a note, stress sex is not an excuse for getting caught in the greenhouses. Just because your stressed doesn't mean you can go galavanting around the school with your knickers around your ankles. It's incredibly tacky and incredibly disgusting. This is the last time I'm making this public service announcement. It's irritating.
I can't wait to start at The Ministry. Honestly. To start in the real world instead of here. It'll be fantastic to stay up late with paperwork, trying to get the throbbing headache to go away, wanting to gauge your eyes out with the letter opener on your desk...and then ending the night by laying down next to your perfect...perfect girlfriend and falling asleep. It'll be a good life.
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[18 Dec 2011|09:29pm] |
( Ward to Cleo. )
It seems as though the Ministry is set on me being in their International Magical Cooperation department. They've sent me...four packets to read before my internship begins and they'll be sending out another tomorrow. I've managed to breeze through the first while Madison was sleeping, but then she woke up and decided to scream for fifteen minutes. It's been surprisingly easy aside from that though. Perhaps I got a calm baby, though.
Anyway, I found a sweatshirt in the common room today with "Baby" stitched on the inside. Whoever Baby is, I found your sweatshirt and it's currently charmed on the couch so that no one can remove it except for the rightful owner. Please keep your things picked up or people will steal them.
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[03 Dec 2011|09:14pm] |
I would like all of you to know that if you're going to fornicate in this school, please do not do it publicly. Under a stairwell is not acceptable. Snogging in broom closets isn't acceptable either. I mean, let's be honest here, doing any of that outside of a private room is just ridiculous and idiotic. And don't say, they're just hormonal teenagers. I never did that. I doubt half of the student population do that. So please, if you're in that much of a rush to...do those sorts of things, at least lock the door and use a silencing charm. At the very least. If you don't, you'll receive a detention. No more warnings from me. And no, I'm not scared to walk in on you doing anything, so don't think I'll knock and then walk away and hope you'll just stop on your own.
This baby thing is interesting. I've been partnered with Jade Thruston and so far I've been watching him since she's in the Hospital Wing. The baby is quite entertaining. I named her Madison Jade Malfoy. She has blonde hair and big hazel eyes. Never stops smiling. She's been pretty good so far. Not a lot of crying, and if she does it's pretty easy to figure out what's wrong. I actually really like Madison. This baby thing isn't so bad. I hope everyone else is having a splendid time with their children.
[Ward to Cleo]
Tell me, if I can hand the baby off to someone, could you hand yours off to someone and spend some time with me? I have rounds from 9-10:30, but I finished my homework early and I'm not doing anything after.
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